About Our Founder
Meet Kreg McPelivice, the lovable driving force behind GlobuCorp. Following the still unresolved death of his wife Brenda in 1992, Kreg ventured off into the cruel and heartless world. Starting GlobuCorp in his garage, he had a vision to create a better future for people and globuloids alike. Today, GlobuCorp and its subsidiary, GlobuNation, have become the go-to place for glob-related supplies and information. Kreg has also mastered powers of levitation, thanks to the help of his guru, Sgt. D.T.G. Levison.
Kreg's passion for globuloids and his dedication to educating the world about them have shaped the success of GlobuCorp. With a deep understanding of globuloid behavior and needs, Kreg has pioneered innovative morphdablorf strategies and products that assist globuloid owners in providing optimal care. Kreg cares so much about Globuloids, infact, that he put his 6 children up for adoption in an attempt to devote more time to his business ventures. (For more information on how to adopt these children, please visit www.globuloid.net/children). His expertise and guidance have helped countless individuals embark on their globuloid ownership journey with confidence. Also, he was voted "Hottest CEO" in the January 1997 issue of GlobMonthly.
Under Kreg's leadership, GlobuCorp has established itself as a trusted authority in the globuloid community. Through comprehensive educational resources, personalized consultations, and top-notch supplies, Kreg and his team continue to empower globuloid enthusiasts worldwide. He’s created a lasting legacy, revolutionizing the way we understand and interact with these extraordinary creatures. As Kreg famously said in the now-famous debate against PETG (People for the Ethical Treatment of Globuloids), "My job is to look good, and make the world happier, and fellas... I'm already halfway there."
Janet — 05/20/2023 10:47 AM
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